Total Medals Earned: 386 (From 36 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,565 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (50/60 points)
Get 10 points in story mode.
Get 20 points in story mode
Get 30 points in story mode.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 73/92 (485/700 points)
Hatching a plan (again).
That was weird... Anyway, moving on. @???
Medals Earned: 7/8 (65/90 points)
first time calculating
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
find the cupan
get random cantaloupe result
r u ok
Medals Earned: 5/13 (35/445 points)
Clear Wave 1
Clear Wave 2
Clear Wave 3
Clear Wave 4
Clear Wave 5
Clear Wave 6
Clear Wave 7
Clear Wave 8
Clear Wave 9
Clear Wave 10
Clear Wave 11
Clear Wave 12
Clear Wave 13
Medals Earned: 6/13 (150/495 points)
It's all too much.
Miss 10 times in a row.
Beat a wave without pulling the cue ball
Beat a round without taking damage
Get down to one health and gain it back to full in the same game.
Die during an active combo
Kill a passive Prissy
Get a combo of 25,000 or more.
Get a score of 50,000 or more in a single game.
Kill 100 Ghosts
Kill 1000 Ghosts
Medals Earned: 6/9 (155/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game without dying
Get the max attack combo chain
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/450 points)
keep playing, loser (Get 71pts)
congratulations, you won (Get 250pts)
i can stop any time (Get 500pts)
oohh mm fuck yeah (Get 2.5Kpts)
you, like dino man, want nothing but vengeance (Get 10Kpts)
christ, chill out man (Get 50Kpts)
you're a true competitor for joshi's high score (Get 100Kpts)
hahahahahaha (Get 500Kpts)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (20/30 points)
Take 5 pictures
Swear
Eat some cat food
Become the true master
Find all 10 black cards
Find all 10 white cards